100% Orgasmic

I finished Season 4 of Doctor Who... and I didn't want to start Season 5 because I was being an emo bloke with nothing better to do than sit there and feel sorry.

I decided I needed some closure considering I just lost the best man alive (aka: David Tennat (also known as the tenth doctor)) so I started Season 5.

(Now that sounds stupid, I should have watched the specials. Thing is, I don't like specials. Sure, they're important to the story and such but you always get a recap... and I don't like holidays, I don't want to be reminded of them when there isn't any.)

Nevermind that.

Matt fucking Smith is god. He is god with a strange craving for Fish and Custard. His is the deity of all Whovians sent out from Space and Time itself to be 100% orgasmic.

I will always love the Tenth Doctor because (sorry 8th Doctor) the tenth seriously had THE BEST your hair could ever have, with his adorable big brown eyes, quirky smile, sideburns, button nose, and not to mention that outfit~

Where was I going with this?

Oh, yeah, The 11th Doctor.

He's basically a twice-as-strange Doctor with a very pretty face.

In short: I am still "unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

(someone better brick the fish and custard outta me for that joke.)

(and that one)

(and that last one)

(ehehe this is funny.)

(no. Funny is like this: :DD)

(not funny is like this: ):<)

(Well.... someone better have a chimney of bricks.)

I have cinderblocks. Will those work?

The Happy Mask Salesman wrote:I have cinderblocks. Will those work?

Yup!

I'M A SHARK SUCK MY DICK wrote:

The Happy Mask Salesman wrote:I have cinderblocks. Will those work?

Yup!

Splendid! 8D